Me: Hello, random cow, loose on the side of the road. I'm on my way to work. Shouldn't you be inside a fence?
Cow: Huh? Are you talking to me?
Me: How rude!
Cow: Do I know you? Why are you staring at me ? Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
Me: Good idea!
Cow: I was being facetious.
Me: Shouldn't I herd you somewhere, or fetch your farmer?
Cow: Lady, I suggest you stay in your car. In case you can't tell, I'm giving you the wary scary cow eye. Move on.
Me: Got it. If anybody asks, I didn't see anything.