Thursday, May 30, 2019

Fixing Chairs

 

I wanted to make new seats for some cool, tall outdoor chairs that were given to us when someone moved to a new home.  Our friends and family know that I take in homeless yard furniture, so we have quite a collection of chairs and tables now.  Brandon was skeptical that I would ever fix these chairs, and gave me looks every time we had to move them about.  I could tell he had doubts about my chair repair motivation or abilities, so I was determined to finish this project in time for pool season and the firefly party.  


One of the chairs that needed a new seat is this nice lounger.  I love a good lounger for pool side relaxation, so I hated to see it go to the trash if I could repair it enough for a second life at our house.  


I did some reading on the interweb, and shopping at the amazon, and purchased a roll of lawn chair webbing, and five spools of different colored parachute cord.  


After some experimentation with wrapping techniques, I settled on three long wraps alternating with three short wraps, and used nearly two hundred and fifty feet of para cord for each chair!  The cord is supposed to be strong enough to hold seven hundred and fifty pounds, so unless we all pile up in one chair, it should hold.  The cord is flexible and comfortable to sit on too, so the chairs don't need seat cushions.  


I didn't get as fancy with the lawn chair webbing for the lounger, and just wrapped it around and around until the whole seat was covered, then I tied the end to the chair.  


It works!  


The first chair was a struggle to wrap because I didn't have my technique established.  The second chair was fun because I knew what I was doing.  The third chair was a bit tedious to wrap, and by the fifth chair I was very thankful that it was the last one.  Done! 


Wendigo, don't they look pretty?  


Each chair has about twenty five dollars worth of para chord tied up in it.  I think the cord would last longer if I could find a way to keep the chairs out of the weather when they aren't being used.  We have a tall table given to us because the glass center piece was broken.  Brandon cut a wood replacement and I painted it so it will last longer in the elements.  My newly fixed tall chairs work wonderfully around my newly fixed tall table!   

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Firefly Party Favorites


Like we had hoped, the firefly party was a multi-day event!  Jamie and my parents arrived on Saturday to set up their campers and help us with the final party arrangements.  We planned our approach for the giant home-made smoker, and were up early on Sunday stoking the flames and preparing food. 


We made giant batches of coleslaw and potato salad, and I got to use up some of the mountain of eggs I've been collecting by making deviled eggs for finger foods.  I even baked a cake, a real one with sugar and everything!  I picked the rest of the homegrown lettuce in the greenhouse, which was just starting to bolt, and topped it with egg slices and strawberries for a giant salad.  


Not that anyone had room for salad on their plates when we had smoked beef brisket, whole chickens, pork roast, lamb roasts, and racks of lamb ribs, plus hot dogs and chili.  The smoker worked wonderfully this year!  We used a thermometer with six different temperature probes that communicate via bluetooth with smart phones.  Jamie had it set up so his phone would sound the alarm when the temperature got out of range, and the guys must have perfected their technique for adding wood, because all of the different meats were tender and juicy, and they came out of the smoker right on time.  


We were out on the lawn, enjoying the breeze and watching the corn hole game, when Brandon got a text from a friend who said he wasn't coming because he was afraid of the weather.  Huh?  Sure enough, the forecast had changed, and we were in a thunderstorm warning.  Should we take down the four canopy tents we had up for shade?  Surely it was going to miss us, right? 


Wrong!  A huge gust of wind slammed us, and everyone scrambled to either hold on to the tents or run for cover in the house.  Those of us clinging to run away tents were soaked by the deluge of rain that poured down from the sky.  We managed to take the canopies off the tents, but three of four were broken by the force of the wind.  I was just glad no one was badly hurt - the wind was so strong.  


It was a good thing I had been drinking for several hours, because it didn't stress me out at all to have about thirty-five damp guests crammed in our tiny house during a big storm.  Ha!  You can't help but bond with the people near you during extreme weather, so I think the storm made us closer, as a party.     


The rain came just in time to keep us inside when the food was ready to be served.  All the baskets of picnic supplies that had been on a table outside, were now stacked on every surface in the house that wasn't occupied by a person.  We made the best of it though, and cut all the meat and served the food. 

The rain stopped, the sun came back out, and corn hole and swimming resumed, although all the camp chairs were wet and the ground was soppy.


As the sun went down, the lightning bugs came out, and the kids had fun running in the dark with flashlights, catching insects and bringing them to me put in a jar.   The camp fire was roaring, and those of us who didn't have to go home sat around the fire snacking, drinking, and laughing.  There are always moments during a party that I try to hold in my memory, and there were many from this party, so I hope I never forget the laughing faces glowing in the firelight.   


I was late to bed that night, and my mind was buzzing from all the drinks and stimulation, so sleep was hard to come by.  Some of the campers were up and gone before I woke, but eventually everyone who stayed the night was around the campfire drinking coffee and working up an appetite for brunch.   The sun was out, and the breeze was perfect.  Jamie used a giant cast iron skillet on top of a metal fire ring, and cooked us sausages, pancakes, and scrambled eggs with potato and vegetables.  
 

Dad picked up all the drink bottles and miscellaneous party flotsam from the yard, and we all admired the cut grass, bird song, and wonderful weather while we drank pots and pots of coffee.  The morning after party might be my favorite part!  


Wendigo wasn't the only one who needed a nap!  I finally made it into my bathing suit and got to enjoy some time in the pool and in the sun.  We didn't have to cook anything as there were plenty of left overs from the party and the big campfire breakfast.  Brandon and I had agreed not to worry about washing dishes for at least one more day.    

At the end of the day on Monday, as Brandon and I were relaxing in the hot tub, admiring the fireflies, and reliving our favorite party moments, Brandon asked if we were going to have fireworks for the fourth of July party.  Doh!   

Thursday, May 23, 2019

A Trip to See Art in NYC


Brandon was in New York City for four days before I arrived, looking at art and meeting with people, so by the time I arrived on Saturday morning, we were both ready for a weekend to enjoy the city and the art at our leisure.  I've been to to NYC a few times before, but this trip stands out to me not just because of the wonderful weather, but also because we stayed in a nice hotel in Chelsea, so we didn't have long train rides to get where we wanted to be.  In the photo above, the little awning over the sidewalk is our hotel, within walking distance of galleries, parks, and restaurants, including Brandon's favorite shop to buy pizza by the slice.  


Even though there are eight and half million people in the city, this neighborhood seems to operate at a slower weekend pace. 


Babies in strollers and dogs on leashes were everywhere.  We took advantage of park benches and coffee shops and enjoyed some quality people watching while we rested our feet between galleries.  We tried to identify that smell that seems unique to NYC.  We decided it's a cocktail of exhaust fumes, musty subway air, and urine, with an occasional whiff of marijuana.  I miss it already!   


Unlike the crowded art museums, most of the galleries we visited allowed for plenty of space to view the art.  The price tags were as impressive as the art works.  


Each gallery had unique architecture, so seeing the gallery spaces was as much fun as seeing the art. 


There are so many galleries that we got good at taking a quick peak and deciding if we wanted to linger.  


This is the view from the bar on the roof of our hotel.  We had drinks with the other travelers before dinner.  I got to take pictures for group of women speaking a language I couldn't identify.  



Instead of Broadway shows and musicals, we watched a movie near our hotel, and had to travel up four escalators to get to our theater.  We waited on the street for a few minutes so we could eat at a tiny Indiana restaurant which was filling the street with delicious aromas.  The tables were so tiny and close it was like eating with a family of strangers.  


Brandon had tickets to the Whitney Museum of American Art biennial show, so on Sunday we traveled by train to a different part of town.  Brandon has a pretty good understanding of the subway system without a map, but we were both impressed with how easy it is to navigate the city now that we have smart phones with mapping applications.  Back in the good old days, I remember ducking off the street to unfold our map while trying to identify cross streets and routes, and pondering elaborate subway diagrams obscured by graffiti.  Now, when someone would ask Brandon for directions, he could always look at his phone and easily help them find their way.   


The Whitney has multiple floors, all filled with art work.  These photos of babies as they are born made an impression on me.  I didn't think I had any unconscious taboos left until confronted with these photos.  Oh my. 



The view from the balcony was impressive too.  Can you see lady liberty?  She looks so small from here. 




On Monday we requested a late checkout from our hotel, and spent the morning closer to the Upper East Side and Central Park.  We decided not to view the show at the Guggenheim, but we spent some time with Lucian Freud's work at the Acquavella Gallery, and peaked at the work in the Forum Gallery.  We even checked out the MFA shows for Hunter College and the New York Art Academy.  Brandon was told by the security guard that he couldn't look at the class rooms at the art academy, but he did it anyway.  


We strolled through parts of Central Park when we could, and listened to the saxophone player and the drummer.  The park was packed!  People were lounging in bathing suits on the grass, and picnicking on rock outcrops under the giant tress.  For the first time I noticed how well the hooves are maintained on the police horses.  Those horses have beautiful feet!   If Hattie the donkey were in NYC and saw those pretty hooves she would probably feel like I do after looking at all the fancy footwear on the ladies, noticeably unfashionable.  


We bought hot dogs and sausages from a street vendor and I tried not to laugh too hard at Brandon when he dropped mustard all over his pants.  


We arrived at the LaGuardia airport early, stood in a security line for an hour or so, spent a fortune on beers and burgers, and then found out that our flight was delayed.  We killed time by watching episodes of Naked and Afraid on Brandon's tablet while we hunched in uncomfortable chairs for more than four hours, then loaded onto a tiny jet, and flew all the way back to Kentucky in less than an hour and a half.  The lights from our city looked so welcoming.  We wondered, on our drive home in the wee hours of the night, through the winding, tree-lined farm roads devoid of street lights or other cars, if someone who had always lived in NYC would feel uncomfortable and alone.  Wendigo jumped in the car as soon as we parked.  It's good to be home!  

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Quotes from the Kid on the Plane


Guys? Guys? Are we in the sky yet?

We're lifting up!

Daddy, I can't see out the window! I cant see out the window!

Mommy, I can see everything! I can see everything!

Are we going to keep going higher and higher?

When do we get the snacks?


Do you see what the clouds look like up here?  What are those white things?

Mommy, the snacks are coming! The snacks are coming.

We're so high, I can see the mountains.


Juice!

We're above the clouds, Daddy.  We're above the clouds.


Ahhhhhh. I was thirsty.

Are we going down, guys?


There's the city.

I see the water.  I think those are probably boats.  Mom, are those white things boats?


Guys! Guys! 

Yay!  Let's get off.  What's taking so long?

Saturday, May 18, 2019

Lips, Nose, and a Strawberry Patch


Does Wendigo look like the big, bad wolf in this picture?  Now that it's warming up, you can find Wendi sleeping in the shade under the truck most of the time.  She has to sleep all day because she stays up at night barking at the coyotes.  I hope they think she looks like a scary wolf. 


Do you think I should name this little girl Lips? 


And this one Nose?  Lips and Nose may be the cutest babies yet! 


Peaches' babies are hardly babies any more!  I guess they are kids now, huh?  Little Newnoo is an escape artist.  She squeezes through the gate, and if I pick her up to put her back in the fence, I have to careful that she doesn't bang me with her head which has two tiny pointed horns.  


Nibs is starting to act like a boy goat - pushy.  He paws at my legs within his hooves, and rubs his head and horns on me. 


He chews on my clothes too.  It's a good thing I think he's beautiful so he's easy to forgive. 


The beans are growing!  I have a whole row of tiny plants. 


Do you remember the strawberry plants I hastily planted last spring?  I was sure I planted them in the exact wrong place and that they were killed through weeds and neglect.  Not so!  There are about twenty plants, all looking strong and blooming. 


I think that's enough plants to claim a strawberry patch, right?   I have a strawberry patch!  
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